My perfect “One”
So, I was in my “chikapappian” mood, after if6ar & drinking a huge mug of Turkish coffee (akheeeeeeeeh) !!!! Mazaj 100 100! (even after I spilled it all over the carpet) – Like the Purg’s Coffee shower bas worse!! Am dumb!
Ok…. I was reading your comments on previous posts & I liked N.’s standards & qualifications on his perfect one. That got me thinking of what I want in a man – my man, should I meet this person in the near far future & yes YOU, I am very patient..
Here we go: (Not in any sorta order)
1. Funny as the Wayan’s brothers
2. Has Daughtry’s features & 9al3a!
3. Has Mohindar’s Tan
4. Rich as Trump
5. Smart as Gates
6. Wise as Ghandi
7. With eyes like Efron
8. Loves mama Earth like Gore
9. Sings to me like Bocelli
10. Into religion like Sha3rawi
BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT qualification:
Dumb as Bush – so I can boss him around!!!
Now if you find a person with ALL these specifications, kindly refer him to me!
September 30th, 2007 at
LOL!
9a3bah. if one had all these qualifications he must be in the insane asylum! loll that was funny ;p
September 30th, 2007 at
hmmm.. Muhinder’s tan is too much for me :p
Zac’s eyes are a bit too girly..
Daughtry’s hot!
El-Sah3rawi was amazing!! (Allah yer7ama)
September 30th, 2007 at
kteer kteer zo2eq 9a3b.. :P
September 30th, 2007 at
ghandi is not wise he’s just a punk ass bitch that rolled over
September 30th, 2007 at
Wait for another 25 years , i will groom my son accordingly ! lol !
September 30th, 2007 at
loooooooooooooool, I found one but he just took a wrong turn, i can see him coming back.just wait….!
September 30th, 2007 at
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, YOU’RE DREAMING =[
September 30th, 2007 at
lol! now that is going to be hard to find, 3al aqal el mosafat ely abeeha maqboola! :p O and age? Doesn’t matter! As long as she fits the criteria I specified :p
September 30th, 2007 at
ana a8ool ya mamati..el8ahwa te5ali el wa7ed y9a79e7 bs loool el ’9aher with u is the opposite…
WAKE UP GIRL!!!! :P
September 30th, 2007 at
Hahahaha
This’s one of the best posts I’ve read this week !
I’m a sucker for 9al3a!, or gar3a, whatever they call it ! It’s HOT ;p
And I LLOVVE Bocelli !
September 30th, 2007 at
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
DAMN GIRL!!!! 6ala3tai feeha bil post … Abey i was laughing…
First of all honey you can have all of these but not Chris… Chris is mine, didn’t we make that clear last time in our cat-fight?! LOL As for the rest… want me to hook u up? *wiggling eyebrows*
I loooooooove playing matchmaker, I match everyone else except myself =D
October 1st, 2007 at
hahah I really think you completely destroyed all of the good features by that last qualification!
Does natural baldness count by the way? I think I should embrace this receding hairline!
October 1st, 2007 at
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
OMG! That just cracked me up. If you ever find him, do let us know.
October 1st, 2007 at
How can he be as smart as Gates and as Dumb as Bush at the same time :) Maybe smart at work and financial stuff bs when he’s around you ykon dumb? :P
October 1st, 2007 at
Umm STEVE JOBS NOT BILL GATES!
October 1st, 2007 at
… Funny post , but a man with a 9al3a … 7araam why ??
Rare features to be found in 1 man …. Good luck with your search ^_^
October 1st, 2007 at
mako
October 1st, 2007 at
- Blue, am here to entertain you :P
- Swair think of it, Mohindar + Daughtry! I would kill for that *sigh*
- Daloom: leeish!! Zo2y mesh 9a3b bas good men are hard to find :P
- TAT, LOL! You had to do that did you! Naasteeeh tsk tsk tsk!
- Grey, LOOOOOOOOOOL! I am afraid I’ll be dead by then, bas yes if he turns out with your same wit & humor OK! I’ll be THAT patient! :)
- AMU, HOLD HIM!!
- Outkastya, watch me shine baby – I’ll find him – I shall use the “secret” *chika focusing now*
- N. la2 hot + smart = not too many girls out there like that, if I find a decent one, I’ll inform you accordingly! 27 Ok!!! :P
- Desert Rose: Ana caffeine makes me sleep actually, ask people who know me! It “de-hypernizes” me ! :)
- Tooth fairy: 9al3as are hot! I KNOW!!! Imagine a m9alle3 holding a rose, singing for me…. Ahhhhh!
- Sushi: shoofy 7ababtiii ! La 3ad mama! He’s MINEEEEEEEEE – Jacqui tool Dipp! I ain’t letting this guy go! NO WAY IN HELL! I too suck at matchmaking for myself & for others… you offering me your service ! :) yalla – find him for me!
- Bojacob: La2 I know what I want – he’s smart outside home bas inside, he’s my slave (not in the bad sense) :P – natural walla m9alle3 moda I DON’T care.. anything goes!
- Maya, if I had found him or know how, I wouldn’t have done this “personals” post :)
- Yara, yes exactly!! At home – I don’t want him to open his mouth! LOL!
- Jacks: I explained this to you: Steve Jobs will get to know me from my “combined” husband – he’ll be intrigued by my smartness & would wanna be with me – this way I get the best of the best – also all the Ipods & Macbooks I want! Ya salaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!!!
October 1st, 2007 at
LoooooooL
October 1st, 2007 at
I WILL FIND HIM *enshallah* aham thing EL9AL3A!! It’s sexy! o Error I am sure he’s out there :P
PLS ENBABLE THE COMMENTS SO I CAN BLOG IN YOURS! MY GOD!!
Casttro ;)
October 1st, 2007 at
lol 7ilwa akher wa7da totaly unexpected ;p
October 1st, 2007 at
wait, tawni ablla3 il sadma
LAAAAAAAAISH TABEENA IMSALLI3 ??=F …. u mean GAR3A sa7?? @@
October 1st, 2007 at
Good luck!
October 1st, 2007 at
LoooooooooooooooL!!! *erupts with laughter* hahahahahha!!!
October 1st, 2007 at
very.q8ya eshfeeehom lim9al3eeen ha?:P
October 1st, 2007 at
bored LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!
limsal3een aGda3 naaas =~]
October 1st, 2007 at
the combination of characters you have put are quite funny.. I don’t know how you got Al Gore and Bush on there.. lool
October 1st, 2007 at
I didn’t know that coffee does this to people. :x
October 1st, 2007 at
That post looks like it took forever to put together!
October 1st, 2007 at
Coffee’s good! O la2 I did that in less than 10 minutes… :)
October 1st, 2007 at
mohander dosent have a tan!
he is achla7 amla7
oo efrons eyes
nothing contacts and mascara cant do :P
oh n if u find the dude
ask him if he has a brother!
October 1st, 2007 at
La2 mo my dude should get the tan not mohindy has a tan… I looooooove Mohindy! I can’t take a guy who wears contacts o uses mascara! :$ that ain’t a man girl!!
As for your request, DEAL & same goes to you; “ya bakht men naffa3 o estanfa3″
October 1st, 2007 at
That would be ME :)
October 1st, 2007 at
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool i was thinking walla chika titdala3 wat the hell kinda guy is that, how will she control him hehehehe and u explained it all with dumb like George bush hehehehe perfect one indeed
October 1st, 2007 at
my carpet still has coffee stains, needs cleaning.
October 1st, 2007 at
You came looking in the right place, here I am , Mabrook 3alaich you found me, I fit all the requirements exept I don’t have a Tan Like Mohindar, and unfortunately not sal3ah :( , Not as rich as Trump, I still have a few aqsaa6 I need to close, I am smart but my smartness could only get me to open a baqalah not a big company like Microsoft, Amma el eyes, it6aye7 el 6air min elsima :)
I love mamma earth and care about pollution but just can’t help smoking Sheesha, all the other features I have, will you accept me?
October 1st, 2007 at
Laish ana akher wa7da it3aliq!!! Im in class .. ill catch ya laterrr
October 1st, 2007 at
LOL chena thats kinda hard .. shloon smart and dumb at the same time? :P
Daughtry is hot hot hot!!!!
October 1st, 2007 at
- The One: really! How do you know!
- Princess, ana a3gebek! I know how to boss my man around ;)
- Darabeel, How old are you!! :P That sounds fine..
- Fayoor, you are either freaking people around Kuwait with your nasty driving skills or on the Mac… – HELLOO!
- Purg: Your house assistant doesn’t know how to remove stains..
October 1st, 2007 at
Chirp- next time you have KFC, invite me ZAIN! GRRR!
October 1st, 2007 at
LoL the last one is the best one loooooool
October 2nd, 2007 at
You’re not even allowed to dream like that. WAKE UP!