Embarrassing!!!
I dunno what’s wrong with me! I swear am clumsy by nature bas ahbal (dumber than this) men heek, I’ve never seen!
Here’s how things rolled:
We had to go visit our supplier today to pick corporate gift items for the upcoming year. We walk to the guy’s office & it was hot & I was so hungry (I started the diet again :P). We sat there for almost two hours, most of which was spent chatting! He’s a really nice guy, a friend actually that I met through business. I knew he was gonna comment on my weight so I thought I’d cut him off by saying: “Hey Hemant! Yes I did put on weight bas am happy about it!” People keep commenting on this issue, it’s not funny anymore! I like the way I look & am happy with the excess meat I have. Why don’t they shut up!
It’s like I’m sick or going through rough periods, which made me neglect myself! I AM EATING LIKE A PIG! I LOVE IT! LOOOOOVE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! Ya hear me! :/ I am a food whore! OK!
Ok, I picked up the items in less than 5 minutes! Yes. My point is: we learned today ladies & gentlemen that men can actually speak more than women! Hehehe!
So, here’s the embarrassing part; as I was sitting there listening to the guy talk, I started yawning & my stomach was making those weird sounds too, poor tummy! Was hungry! I picked up my bag & got the granola chocolate bar out. Started munching.
I didn’t notice that the chocolate chips started to fall off on the chair. We finished, greeted the guy & as I was walking out in front of Blue she goes like:
Blue: Sheno hathaaaaa!?
Me: What?!
Blue: There’s something on your shirt from the back!
Me: WTH! checks shirt to find brown smudges ON THE BACKSIDE! OBVIOUSLY chocolate!
Blue: You didn’t know that you sat on chocolate!
Me: NOOOOOOO!!!! I’m not walking out like that!
Blue: You can lift your shirt & it wouldn’t show
Me: Would you like my butt to meet the world!
Blue: Hehehe!!! :) I wanted to smack you!
Me: NO WAY! I need a bathroom! I ask a guy & he said it’s on the upper floor.
I decided to skip the bathroom & lift the thing up & walk fast I hate when that happens! I never seem to keep clothes clean! Either lipstick smudges, perfume or food. I had to sit on my chair till end of working hours..
I AM A DIMWIT! Second fact of the day! :/
October 29th, 2007 at
Haha! Today I sat on the edge of a fountain that had purple leaves. I didn’t know I was sitting on one of the leaves. I was wearing a white shirt, and it had a purple leaf print on it, and I had to walk around campus for 4 hours. I don’t care though :D
October 29th, 2007 at
hahaha that’s so funny. Poor chikaaa
October 29th, 2007 at
invest in a bleach pen
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October 29th, 2007 at
Here’s something more embarassing: My friend was at a wedding party where she sat in her chair for a couple of hours coz she didnt feel like dancing or getting up. Later when she stood up to leave, someone gasped and said “there’s something on the back of ur skirt”! She looked back, and almost fainted! There was a big brown stain that looked like — well u know what it looks like!
Apparently she had been sitting on a peice of chocolate for hours (and it melted of course from the heat!) creating a lovely stain!
She had to walk out in front of hundreds of people while trying to (unsuccesfully) cover it with a shawl, get in the car, trying not to mess the seats (her driver was horrified), and explain the situation to the dry cleaners.
Had to share it ;) Hope it makes u feel better!
October 29th, 2007 at
that’s one crazy day you got there.. lol
October 29th, 2007 at
LOL@ food whore! Girl don’t sell yourself short … You’re a food queen!
October 29th, 2007 at
Very nice! :p Salamat! At least its something “good” on your shirt lol.
October 29th, 2007 at
lol , hahaha ! *falls on the floor with extreme pain due exessive laughing*
October 29th, 2007 at
Being impulsive and spontaneous is not a bad thing. Its cute so love it!
October 29th, 2007 at
looooooooooooooool crazy food addict..
October 29th, 2007 at
Don’t worry Chika, we all have days of food wearing. I sloshed fresh orange juice down my leg accidentally the other day and it looked like dried vomit after 15 mins!!!
October 29th, 2007 at
Been There Done THAT LOL
October 29th, 2007 at
I hope this will make you feel better. Ga3adt 3la the cat’s “………” today.
October 29th, 2007 at
Wee.. At least it was chocolate, but poor thing, you must have been so hungry that you haven’t noticed the Choco-Chips … Honey don’t starve your self, >_ Bad for your teeth … Go for Cheese==> It fills you up and it’s one of the best snacks for your teeth …
October 29th, 2007 at
dimwit – of course ! it aint a chika post without that word ;)
October 30th, 2007 at
when something like that happens I usually go home and change..
October 30th, 2007 at
oh my god I had something similar happen to me in Ramadan, I sat on some melted chocolate (accident of course) except I was wearing a completely white skirt!!!
October 30th, 2007 at
oh, and I didn’t even have the option of lifting my skirt up to walk out nor was my top long enough to pull down!
October 30th, 2007 at
LOL Asoom!! Imagine! you poor thing! :)
October 30th, 2007 at
I am glad to tell you, I got rid of the shirt, Bye bye!! In the garbage! :)
October 31st, 2007 at
hehehehehehe….so interesting..:P