War of the Blogs!!(update: I have a number of bloggerettes that are willing to kick some alien BUTTS back into space)
[You] wanted war, you are getting some!! Not very wise move! Hell is breaking loose today boys!
I expect girls to be on my side, some fellas at least! Cross that thought! We don’t need them lads girls! Right!!?!
So you gentlemen think that women are nagging creatures!! Okkkkk
Here’s what I think women are:
1. Smart
2. Creative
3. Strong
4. Sensitive
5. Caring
6. Wise
7. flexible (good meaning of the word)!
8. Mature (NOT ALL)
9. Loving
10. Savers
11. Playful
12. Fun
13. Hot & boys are not!
14. Mothers, daughters & sisters
15. Independent
16. Responsible
17. Generous
18. Pretty
19. Handy
20. Clean (NOT ALL)
21. Talkative (which is fun)
22. Social
23. Competitive
24. Passionate
25. Spiritual
26. Naïve & sweet (NOT ALL)
27. Doormats (NOT ALL)
28. Goal oriented
29. Articulate
30. TOUGH COOKIES!
I mean Pllllllllllllsssss! What would you do without us in this universe!?! Nada!
Girls, wanna add to THIS list!!
This is the second war of the blogs, I recall reading posts from The Purg on a war he went through :) But this one will teach boys not to mess with girls!
Girls! ATTTTTTTTCK THE LOOMZ! POST COUNTER ATTACKS TO THE LOOMZ!
ANTHEME: Boys! What are they good for!? Absolutely NOTHING! BOYS!
[ UPDATE ]: One of the Loomz was held hostage then executed immediately for treason- el ma2soof 3ala shababo Zallooom - RIP :P ! 2 to go! *hides waiting for the “succas” to fall into ambush”
[ ANother update ]: They got two of my babies hostages those barbarians!!! I will rescue you babes!!!! GIRLS!! Start bombarding those dimwits on their blog!!!!!!!
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ShooooooooooooooT!
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YALLA!!! ATTTTTTTTACK!
October 30th, 2007 at
hehe u only needed to just say they are women and it stops at that, for only a women will need to write a list of the things she hope she is to cement some confidence in her self
MWAHAHA
October 30th, 2007 at
Welcome back!! Well, I know what I am - list of for you BOYS to see :D
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Allow me to add:
Patient (since we have to deal with males daily)
Closer to perfection than males
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Oh yeah Amy, forgot that! Now go diss the boys niahaha! Check Blue’s blog :D
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[...] ChiKapaPPI [LINK] [...]
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Team CHika!!!! Fogaaaaaaaaaaaa! 7ada brasee hoshaa ooo fenee a39aab abee a6l3ha ;p bayb my m9chma o yaya! walik yaleee t3adenaa ya walik wail!!!
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LOL all we have to do is boycott the male blogs for a day and see what happens to them!!! I bet you they won’t get more than one or two comments!! yalla girls BOYCOTT THE MALE BLOGS!
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[...] War has been declared on zameeelatna Chikaa!!!!!!!!! [...]
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You weren’t even able to elect a woman to represent you in the parliament.
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Ahoy ! tomatoes are 600fills a kilo , use them wisely , * takes a bucket to collect tomatoes from loomz blog* …
GreY changes sex for a day to fight war on chika’s behalf !
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* breaks chika’s laptop and fridge* no food no blogging
*punctures chika’s car too*
*makes sure blue cant reach her too*
:@ :@ want more — - - — -hahaha
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wohoo.. girl power!
October 30th, 2007 at
استراتيجية الحرب :
غارات من الفايروسات تجتاح موقع تشيكا و تقوم بضرب المواقع الاستراتيجية مثل الداتا بيس ..
تحاول مضادات الصواريخ الخاصة بتشيكا صد الهجوم و لكنها دون فائدة ، فاسلحتها لا تتعدى ادوات الميكياج و الشباصات التي لا تؤثر بأسلحة اللوومز ..
محاولة من اللومز للتأثير على الاعلام عن طريق وضع صور تدل على الانتصار في الصفحة الرئيسية لتشيكا ..
استعان اللومز ببعض الاشخاص الذين كانوا يتخفون لدى تشيكا ، و قاموا بنقل جميع خططها لنا ، فلقد قمنا بصد حركة ( تكميش الشعر ) بوضع كابات للحماية ، اما ( تشمخ الويه ) فلقد قمنا بوضع اقنعة للوقاية ، و بالتالي فاننا نصد كل طرق الهجوم الخاصة بتشيكا ..
و اخيرا وليس اخرا ، قمنا بأخذ فيري كويتية و مي كاسيرات حرب .. و جميع سبل التفاوض مسموحة لاسترجاع الرهائن
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GREYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :@ :@
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e7naa barbarians ?? LOOOL anaa a3almich roo7ay 3aaablay ma3a el Martians wayed a7san HAHAHAHA ;p
October 30th, 2007 at
Chika gets the special alien beam gun to vaccume suck your alien gwey brains, ghosts are not welcomed here….Zloom Kish!
or i’ll get the ghost busters.
October 30th, 2007 at
AM JUST ARRIVED!!!!!!!
BOYS SHOW THEM NO MURCY !!
TAKE THAAAAT
|¯`) /¯¯\ /| /| |¯`)
|__) \__/ / |/ | |__) !!!
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You go girls!!!
We women are by far the best things since sliced bread and should be treated as such!
My dog is on our side too- go girly Mutt!!
p.s. we don’t have to burn our bra’s for this do we, they are a little pricey???
October 30th, 2007 at
A world without women will probably go on until the last man dies
A world without men wouldn’t last an hour. No one will be left to get things done ;)
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hmm, that’s so lesbian -coming out of a girl- isn’t it?
“Hot & boys are not”
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*chika forming a line of females with shebabee9 ,
preparing to sling them.
bare in mind that the shebabee9 are made
of monkey,cat/dog food remains*
Dalooom i have protection.
October 30th, 2007 at
Ok Roger if tiy say so!!! I think that’s the way you think pal!
November 4th, 2007 at
I’m with you.