“And I think to myself.. what a wonderful world!”
Louis Armstrong, you liar! Rainbow shmaimbow! Such a pathetic song I started humming when I opened the dashboard to write this post.
After so many incidents and a seriously life leaking rough cycle, I came to a conclusion:
I AM LIVING IN THE WRONG PLACE & TIME
No, I don’t mean that I am better than the rest of you; It’s actually the opposite! So yeeeey for you out there!
I can’t play the “blame game” and start listing down those responsible for my presence on this planet and start my usual cussing party but seriously, yukh! Instead, I would like love to share with you dearies some of my thoughts.. serious serious thoughts and honestly speaking, I do not AND will not allow your sarcasm to get me this time.
Chikapappi’s ideal world:
1. Be happy for one week in a row
2. Build up some self esteem and confidence
3. Being optimistic would be nice for a change!
4. Weigh 45 Kilos throughout my entire life
5. Get rid of the cats
6. Kill nasty, rude, bad, evil, lying, stupid, manipulative, EVIL people - Wipe them off of Earth
7. Own Baskin Robbins
8. Come back home to my room and sit there alone with complete privacy
9. Shed this cleaning OCD because it’s annoying
10. Have a computer chip and internet service as an implant in my brain
11. Be featured on Grey’s Anatomy with Mc’Steamy
12. Make my mind stop thinking, especially before I sleep
13. Land a job at some big corporation
14. Travel to Bally, Australia, Maldives, Italy, South Africa and Brazil
15. Bungee Jump in New Zealand
16. Swim with dolphins
17. Go fishing on a boat
18. Lose memory by a sever head trauma
19. Kill those who really hurt me and never bothered to apologize
20. Sew my lips sealed and stop speaking
21. Be devilishly cunning
22. Own the company and run it my way, THE RIGHT WAY!
23. Ban Turkish series from braodcast
24. Have my own apartment
25. Get it over with the baby dreams by artificial incimenation
26. BURN GAYS AND LESBIANS ALIVE!
27. Get my masters degree
28. Be Donald Trump’s mistress!
29. Shave my head bald
30. Have magical abilities and supernatural powers
31. Never easily trust people
32. Call police and file a case of domestic violence
33. Live in a jungle like animals
34. Be emotionally vapid
35. Do the things that I love without being judged
36. Not have any friends - connections
37. Being deaf is acceptable at this point
38. Take off the head cover and get what I deserve in this life THEN worry about my after life!
39. Paint my bedroom - house Black, White and Fuschia
40. Run away without looking back at some point
41. Be insensitive towards false accusations, sarcasm & hate phrases
Judge me not by the strength of my character, but by the strength of my arsenal.
Here ya go! This is so good! So is this song!
