Nov
17
2009

2012, fastest review ever!

2012

Watch Trailer [ HERE ]

1. We need another American hero to save the world and the entire species!

2. Will Smith should have been among the cast!

3. What ever happened to the Arabian Peninsula?!

4. Mayan people “warned us” !? eh! ok thanks in advance!

5. I didn’t know people go funny while dying and joke around!

6. More like Independence Day meets Mars Attacks or War of the Worlds minus the aliens!

7. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE KA3BA!?!?!?!?!?!?!

8. I should save to buy tickets on the fleet *rolls eyes* !

9. Elephants and giraffes are very important to reproduce… I only saw one ghotra wearing dude (Arabic person that is) when they were packing the arks ! LOL

Hmmm…. all cons I know nevertheless, I liked the V/X and damn it people; be nice to mother earth!

11 Responses to “2012, fastest review ever!”

  1. Danderma Says:

    Excuse me,,, you forgot the dig where the presidents daughter is ANGRY because those people in ’3etra o neqabs BOUGHT their way into the arks and did not for one second believe the man’s claims inhom they were selected from a pool of genes or whatever… eshda3wa ya 7afeth min il sharq leen il ’3arb mafena wala ademe sawa injaaz or yeste7eq inah y3eesh?! Kafe il saudi women scientists elee ga3deen yesawoon 3ndohom injazat il deniya ib USA !

    ee o 3n il ka3ba il director khaaf inah ye6al3oon fatwa yaqtelonah.. ib hathe ma yenlam il ryal rabe3na chebareet digega wa7da yaftoon hadr damm!

  2. Chikapappi Says:

    Hadr dam! LOL kheir enshallah! let them see and make fatwas for what’s happening in our own countries man people are losing it! bas yeah, el genes pool lazem etkoon “pure”.. funny movie la2 o the problem is tickets now are for 3.5 KD!? WTF!

  3. mjkout Says:

    V/X are ok but story sux…
    and the whole american nation dies in the dust but Obama lives to die under the ship wreck ?!

    Good news to the Africans YOU LIVE…

    Chinese… Tough luck

    Arabs .. What Arabs ?

  4. Chikapappi Says:

    chayyakt enta when he gets up after the cloud hit them!? lol! at the end of the movie I was thinking Helmsley is going to be the president, ya3ny ghasb Black president i mean 2 consecutive ones bel States.. I no Arab!

  5. Omar Says:

    lol, I liked your review… so true :P

    I just want to add the indian guy, with his reaction of the huge wave talking through his mobile.

    and I went to that movie…. didn’t know the prices is 3.5KD
    mo mn zeen el aflaam elly y766oonha

  6. Abi Omi Abi Oboy Says:

    Mn amlaq w a6wal w alwa3 leflam..

    3 sa3at?
    eshda3wa?..

  7. ayshay Says:

    mjkout – if you looked carefully, there were still some people who survived, you see shuffling!

    Once again, arabs are not mentioned at all in a movie, and this is about the WHOLE WORLD!
    (btw, they couldn’t even list one arab country when they agree to ‘open the gates’)

  8. THE Banana Says:

    here is something that might answer afew questions. Personally I think he’s acting like an *ss:

    http://scifiwire.com/2009/11/5-best-things-2012s-direc.php

  9. Chikapappi Says:

    that’s funny yet very sad, indeed Islam is the religion of peace as well as the rest of the religions and it makes me angry reading stupid comments on the article you placed above but we can’t change people :)

    Thanks Bana naa

  10. Q8 Chrono Says:

    Really? I actually loved the movie! I also loved the IWC Pilot John Cusack bartered for renting the plane. ;)

  11. Verbal Alchemy Says:

    funny enough (not funny ha ha) i had totalled my car on 21 dec 2007. so the day must be cursed *an an aaaaaaaaaaan*

    i hated the movie, special effects 7/10. story line 1/10. waste of time and money i reckon

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